Kim Kardasian

untitled.pngPresident Obama today issued an extremely rare executive decision forbidding Kim Kardasian from wearing jeans in public!The order was issued in response to a formal complaint from the United Nations after Kim had on a new pair of jeans and her cell phone in the back pocket when her fucking fat ass “BUTT DIALED” and woke up half of Indonesia and created an international incident…

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